Softcore Reviews

The softcore artiste formerly known as Julian Wells (now Suzy McCoppin) popped into our forum this week to tell us about her new gig as “Playboy’s Party Girl.” She’s featured in a series of webisodes available at the playboy.com site…

Wow, I think I’ve lost the plot here. Although I guess it’s hard to lose something that was never there in the first place. This is supposedly a parody of American Idol, but it’s really just random stage acts interspersed with some nudity and the occasional poor celebrity impersonation…

This parody of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is a bit more coherent than the other Seduction Cinema parodies, but that isn’t saying much. In their version of the game, Julian Wells asks the questions, and with each contestant’s correct response, Bambi (Vivica Taylor) takes off an article of clothing. If the contestant gets everything right, they get to have sex with Bambi…

Misty Mundae plays Patricia Porker, nerdy young scholar in a sexy schoolgirl outfit (yet another failed attempt at making the star look geeky and undesirable. Nope – still hot!)

These Retro-Seduction double version packages seem to offer the best of both worlds to the softcore fan. Not only do you get a 1970s soft-core classic beautifully restored, but you get a bonus new film on top of that, featuring some of the lovely fillies in the current Seduction Cinema stable…