Softcore Reviews

Given the title, you might guess that Castle Erotica is a sex-themed alternative to all those dreary, big-budget Renaissance-era movies that, except for all the copious cleavage, tend to be dreadfully dull. You might imagine finally getting to see a movie set in medieval times where fair-skinned damsels bust free of their tightly-drawn corsets, and [...]

The evolution of the modern woman has taken another leap forward. We now call her “empowered”, meaning she’s talented, self-assured, and fully capable of kicking some serious butt, figuratively speaking…

I used to think that Cupid was this chubby little dude with a curly shock of hair and a quiver full of heart-tipped arrows, flying around in a diaper shooting people. But now I know that Cupid is really a hot chick with blonde hair and a vibarating dildo who rolls around on a bed wearing see-thru lingerie and a g-string. At least that’s according to the visionaries at Surrender Cinema…

This is where the movie is at its best, with erotically charged scenes that are not explicit but take the time to arouse, and where the co-stars show enough passion to convince the audience that this is more than just your typical, go-through-the-motions dry-humper…