Softcore Reviews

Seduction Cinema is alive and well. Misty Mundae may be five years gone, and Julian Wells may be working for Playboy now, but the other two of the Big Four are still in action. They, along with Jackie Stevens, take up half the duty in a new Seduction movie that introduces some new younger faces, while proving that the standard bearers and the keepers of the Seduction flame, Darian Caine and AJ Khan, are still to be reckoned with…

Softcore is fantasy. You watch it despite knowing that the sex isn’t real – you pretend it is, anyway. That’s that good old nugget of film wisdom, the “willing suspension of disbelief.” Since sci-fi and monster movies operate on the exact same principle, on paper, softcore/sci-fi mashups of the kind that Seduction Cinema puts out should be a natural fit. But what happens when you have a movie where neither the sci-fi or the softcore is any good?

Misty Mundae plays Patricia Porker, nerdy young scholar in a sexy schoolgirl outfit (yet another failed attempt at making the star look geeky and undesirable. Nope – still hot!)

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the first Seduction Cinema movie to appear on Cinemax was Playmate of the Apes. I’m pretty sure of this, because it’s hard for me to forget the first time I saw Misty Mundae. That whiter-than-white skin, those unabashedly natural breasts, that long brown hair, those bluer-than-blue eyes…

Bacchus is back. After a long hiatus from the world of lesbo soft-porn, “John Bacchus” is back at the helm, directing this fourth and final installment of the Erotic Witch series for Seduction Cinema…