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DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« on: May 04, 2012, 02:31:22 PM »
Tonight on Cinemax, at least in my area: Dirty Blondes From Beyond!

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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 02:39:56 PM »
Yeah!
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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2012, 03:43:35 AM »
Has anyone seen the movie? Description? A summary?
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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2012, 10:52:34 AM »
This is basically a Retromedia film, even though the Retromedia name isnt found anywhere on this movie. It's made by some outfit called Synthetic Filmwerx. Nicholas Medina, who's done pretty much all the softcore Retromedia flicks, has directed this one too. Brandin Rackley plays an alien princess with an extremely bad Russian accent. Which I thought was hilarious! It also has Christine Nguyen (who only has one sex scene. Grrrr!) along with Jazy Berlin, Erika Jordan and Jenna Presley. Brandin has the most sex scenes in the movie with 3. A g/g with a blonde (Jazy Berlin?) and 2 b/g - one with Evan Stone, which was okay. But her best scene was her last one with Voodoo in the back of an SUV. That one was pretty hot! Christine's one scene was okay, the other girl was Erika Jordan.

As far as the plot goes: Brandin and Jazy Berlin's spaceship takes damage and has to crash land on Earth. Meanwhile, an evil alien - Nguyen and her henchgirl Erika Jordan, is trying to hunt them down. Christine wants to capture Princess Brandin and make her a sex slave or something. Unforunately, that doesnt happen  :sr_frown: As soon as the princess lands on Earth, some Men In Black type agents show up, played By Voodoo and Jenna Presley. Their names are Agent Jones and Agent Smith. Haha get it!? This has pretty much the same plot as Bikini Girls From the Lost Planet and just like the alien ladies in that movie, the aliens here have never seen a man, so there are a lot of jokes about guys' "third leg"!

Overall, I thought it was pretty good. Not great. I'd give it a 7 out of 10. Could've been 10/10 if we got to see a Brandin / Christine scene! Wasted opporotunity! Also, there were a lot of ass shots in this movie. I think I liked that!
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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2012, 10:58:28 AM »
Only a scene for Christine?  :frown:
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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2012, 07:41:11 PM »
DVD comes out in like a week so I may be buying it because it seems that there was a lot of editing with this one. Am I the only one that thinks that?

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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2012, 08:55:40 PM »
Retromedia, likely what was on Cinemax will be exactly what is on the DVD. They stress the comedy more than the heat in the scenes. And the DVD is listed at 81 minutes.
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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2012, 01:37:46 AM »
I saw the movie. Retromedia strikes again with a new, really good softcore.

Great cast. I was really surprised by Jazy Berlin. Good actress (yes, she is a pornstar, but she can act). Brandin Rackley is super, super hot! My god, her scene with Voodoo was awesome.

Another good scene was the sex scene between Erika Jordan (wow!) and Eric Masterson.

The only flaws were: Chrstine Nguyen underutilized. Only a (good) lesbian scene for her, but I was hoping in more scene on Earth for her with the "creatures with a third leg".

Evan Stone: Yes he is funny and a real good actor, but why it is always dressed during the sex scenes? Yes, I prefer woman undressed, but this man it's weird.
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Re: DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2012, 12:25:43 PM »
downloading it at the moment. looking forward to Brandin's scenes.
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