The Education of a Coed

The super-sexy Rachel Elizabeth features in this half-comp, half-new DVD as some sort of professorial type, complete with appropriate glasses, who introduces each film clip with some sort of detail on how to educate a coed.  Apparently she read the title of the movie.  Her suggestions usually involve getting the coed nude, so I can’t really complain about this school’s curriculum.

The first scene, entitled “Clean your Coed,” is where you’re going to get the most explicit nudity on this DVD.  Porn Star Alana Evans steams up a sauna, spreads her legs and masturbates her pierced clit, all in extensive detail.  This is a good start to any movie.  Part 2, “Sex Education,” involves both coed and professor getting together to watch a clip (grafted in from some other movie) of a model and a wildlife photographer getting it on in the back of a Land Rover.  I like this hands-on approach to education, which continues in Part 3, “Dress Up is Fun”, which sounds like an easy A if there ever was one.  Especially when dress up involves a dress made out of nothing but beads dripping over the breasts and the hoo-haw region.

Later parts involve watching more sex clips, and more one-on-one action between teacher and student.  This is all very hot, although if you want to see these two getting it on with anybody other than each other, you’re out of luck.  Very little in the movie is overly explicit other than the first scene, although there are glimpses here and there.  The sex in the clip scenes is probably from hardcore shoots, taken down a notch to softcore levels. This can get a little frustrating because you sometimes end up with long closeups of inner thigh.  There is no penis to be seen anywhere.

The final part of Professor Elizabeth’s course is probably my favorite. Entitled “Wine is Good” (an unassailable statement if ever there was one), it involves Rachel and Alana, two wine glasses, a fireplace, and some pillows.  The girls start out with some gentle licking and rubbing, and end up with some nice scissoring in front of the fireplace.  The success of this particular course makes me wonder why anyone would bother getting a  Masters in Oenology at UC-Davis?