The Key to Sex

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Released: 1998 Mystique Films
Starring: Maria Ford, Jeannie Millar, Monique Parent, Scott Carson
Directed by: John Quinn
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Wow. After sitting through the “R” rated version of this flick I felt certain that something was missing, and now that I’ve had a chance to watch the unrated version on DVD, I think it was a little something called, oh, I don’t know…the SEX!

Maria Ford and Jeannie Millar star in this softcore romp, another offering from the folks at Mystique/EROS (I hope they got my Christmas card!). It opens with a gorgeous Jeannie Millar coming out of the pool, her white bikini top straining to hold in her perfectly-shaped breasts. Of course, it’s a battle it cannot win. As soon as her bottoms are peeled off we are rewarded with the lovely sight of her pierced labia, a big indicator that this version is going to be MUCH better than the R one. But just as it gets going, cut to Simon dreaming it all on his sofa at home…doh! Didn’t they end that trick with Dallas and J.R.?

Poor Simon (Scott Carson) is entrusted with the keys to his boss’s mansion, and before you can say “boo-ya!” clothes are dropping all over the place and things are getting out of control. Maria looks absolutely scorching in the role of Christy, the boss’s horny girlfriend, and in her opening scene she receives not only some fine vaginal massage, but some very convincing cunnilingus. This guy went home with her scent on his nose, that’s for sure.

Sara St. James (billed as Jaqueline Lovell) and Monique Parent also make appearances in this flick, as well as Penthouse Pet Mason Marconi (billed as Amber Herrel). There is a poolside romp between Ford and Marconi that is delicious; wet skin, nipple sucking, explicit crotch shots, and if you watch closely (and trust me, your eyeballs will be wider than headlights by this point) you will see what appears to be Maria actually licking between Mason’s legs. Or perhaps there was an ice-cream stuck down there.

My only complaint is that Jeannie Millar wasn’t used to her full potential. After her opening shots I was hoping to see a scorching scene, but her coupling with her boyfriend jerk proved disappointing in context with the rest of the film. Not her fault, this woman is extremely sexy (see “The Awakening of Gabriella” and “Playboy’s Freshman Class”). I just think the chemistry between her and the other actor was a bit “off”. This flick is definitely on my hot list and well worth checking out, but you must get the unrated version.