Confessions of a Call Girl 2

by Wikkid

Alright, in my opinion, Torchlight flicks are really hit and miss. Confessions of a Call-Girl 2 is no exception.

Let me first say that the audio is horrible. I had to turn my TV up almost all the way just to hear what was being said. That may be a blessing in disguise since the dialogue is about on par with the Pam and Tommy sex video. The visuals are decent, but they definitely have that "shot-on-video" look. The music is atrocious. Another reason why the bad audio is a mixed blessing.

Forgive me for not naming the characters because they don't even give a cast list at the end of the movie. They just run through the actors in the opening credits, but do not associate them with their characters in any way.

Now, on to the plot. Hmmm...if you can actually discern a coherent plot between the overly long sex scenes then you are a much more patient person than I. Guys call up hookers, girls call up hookers. That seems to be about it. But it's not all bad. On to the sex.

Having Teanna Kai and Laurie Wallace in the bill can only make a terrible movie more watchable. The first sex scene doesn't even contain sex. Laurie and Teanna perform a strip tease and lap dance for some very lucky guy. Ms. Wallace and Ms. Kai both show some nice explicit nudity during the dance, and the girls are very touchy-feely with each other (and themselves). The scene lasts 5 minutes exactly, and you'll wish they had made it longer.

The next scene features the same guy and his girlfriend, an attractive buxom brunette who I can only assume is Simone Price. After 8 1/2 minutes of kissing and simu-oral, they finally get to the sex. For the first 5 minutes, she just rides him in one postion, and it is very weak. It's just a bunch of fondling and posing, no real passion or enthusiasm. It gets a little better when they switch to doggy—at least there is some visible movement. They finish off with a cowgirl that would have been much better had the director not focused on the actor's faces so much. That scene lasted about 16 minutes!

Alana Evans and a dark-haired guy star in the next scene. She has a semi-attracive face, and a decent slender body. They start off the same as the other scene, with long boring simu-oral, and on to the same weak posing during the riding. Again, the heat picks up a bit when they switch to doggy, but just a bit. The scene is over, and you feel cheated. She has another scene later which is even more tepid.

Next up is Teanna Kai, and the dark-haired guy from the previous scene. Teanna lays back, spreads wide, and diddles herself in front of the guy. NICE! The rest of the scene is only just okay. Cowgirl is the only position utilized, which is most unfortunate.

The last scene features the return of Laurie Wallace. In a b/g! Yippee! She is the personification of cuteness in my eyes. That said, I really only found the scene kind of hot because she was in it. If it was most anyone else, I would have called it a throw-away like some of the others.