Uschi Digard: The Buxom Bombshell Collection

by Brian

Fans of 70's sexploitation will no doubt recognize the covergirl of Retro-Seduction's The Buxom Bombshell Collection. They didn't come any more "buxomed" than Uschi Digard, whose natural double-D's have graced many a grindhouse and softcore flick from the 70's up to the early 80's. This DVD contains two early Uschi Digard flicks, Fancy Lady (1971) and Dirty Pool (1970). The latter is featured as part of the DVDs extras.

In Fancy Lady, Uschi stars as Karin, a writer from Copenhagen who has come to San Franciso to check out the sex scene and see how it compares to the thriving, writhing, and all-out sex-soaked culture of her hometown. She also wears a neat looking hat.

She finds herself in a porno theatre, watching a film of two fresh-looking young women making out on a blanket in the woods. While there's lots of rubbing and kissing, and even some boot licking, for the most part the girls keep it fairly tame. Fingers and tongues seem eager to explore the darker and more succulent regions, but restrain themselves and stop short, or just lightly graze their intended targets.

This gives the scene a loss of focus as the girls fumble around a bit, trying to figure out what to do within the "limits". There are some nice moments though, including a 69, some mutual masturbation, and a few open leg beaver shots. And oh, what hairy 70's beavers they are! Lady Bic, anyone?

She next visits a couple getting hot and heavy in their apartment. The woman is actually not too bad, attractive with a nice natural body, but the dude is totally all 70's biker, with thick sideburns, tatoos, and a handlebar mustache. No matter; the scene features lots of kissing and fondling and the performers, despite moving a bit slow and appearing to be, well, quite stoned, manage to turn in a decent scene. I'm guessing they were lovers in real life. She rubs the bulge in his suddenly tightening pants and then frees willy from the confines of his denim prison, and willy appears to be most grateful and happy to be there (boing!). So does the couple's cat, who sits beside them on the bed and watches with interest.

Uschi then goes back to her hotel room and fantasizes about the day's events. She strips down to enjoy herself, rubbing an ice cube on her nipples before laying back to properly finish the job. Uschi has big natural boobies, the soft, pillowy kind that don't look bolted on or defy the laws of gravity. They are a boob-lover's dream; very real, and very spectacular.

The short film Dirty Pool, found in the Extras, features more Uschi for those who just aren't satisfied and need to see more of her bouncing bazoongas in action.

Though it is by no means a masterpiece, Uschi fans will delight in this disc, as will fans of early-70's grindhouse cinema. The films of Nick Philips are definitely not for everyone, but for some (like me) it's interesting to see these early forays into erotica. And yeah, some big boobies, too.