Andromina: The Pleasure Planet

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Year: 2000 Full Moon/Surrender Cinema
Starring: Shyra DeLand, Shannan Leigh, Samantha Phillips, Griffin Drew, John Matrix, Mike Roman, Flower, Eric Stratton, Susan Featherly
Directed by: Darren Moloney
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Somewhere out there in the vastness of space there is a planet called Andromina. And on that planet is a spaceport where a tired pilot can have his needs attended to by a bevy of beautiful hostesses, who are all too willing to please their space jockeys.

But when Cody (Eric Stratton), Jeeter (John Matrix), and Omar (Mike Roman) show up to find the spaceport deserted, they decide to transport themselves to the forbidden planet of Eros — a place inhabited solely by women — so that that they can bring back some party girls for Mabel (Samantha Phillips in a non-nude role), the Madam who runs the spaceport on Andromina. You see, all of Mabel’s girls have decided to pursue other interests and men have settled for virtual sex instead of the real thing. Determined to get the real thing, they settle on Eros as a good place to find some new party girls.

The only problem is that the planet is for women only, and if men are caught roaming around there they can face torture or death. Or, as our heroes find out, they get their balls drained over and over again by the beautiful inhabitants, who are fearful and contemptuous of their new visitors but also curious about the “extra appendage” they hear men have. The three guys split up and over the course of the movie find themselves seduced, tied up, tortured, made “King”, enslaved, and imprisoned. But they all get mightily laid, so it’s all good.

Lots of beauties here: Griffin Drew, Shannon Leigh, Flower, Michelle Turner (aka Susan Featherly, Marie West), and Shyra Deland. There’s a fair amount of eroticism, too, and a hot girl/girl scene between two women arguing over a pie recipe (I’m told that the blonde one is a regular on Women of Wrestling named “Lana Star”). These two grind it out on each other like a couple of porno pros.

The guys get a good dose of simulated oral sex, and in one scene Shannon’s face looks like it might be getting carpet burn from Mike Roman’s pubes. The scenes move slow and have touches of sensuality, but the music drowns out any sounds we might hear.

All in all, a fun and sexy film from Surrender Cinema with enough heat to keep you interested for 90 minutes or so. And looking damn forward to the future.