Softcore Reviews

Here it is. The softcore film to end all softcore films. The softcore film so hard it’s almost hardcore. I mean, the hardcore film that’s so sensual, it must be softcore. Huh? Well, which is it?

Joe Sarno approaches perfection here with a simple tale of a married couple and how they deal with the presence of another woman. I could go on with my usual flights of fancy, about the Ingmar Bergman-like treatment of the relationship, or the way that the island scenery reflects the cloistered nature of said relationship, and after the jump, I will…

I can’t think of another director as intimately identified with the female ass as Tinto Brass. There’s ‘ass’ is in his name, for chrissakes. He rhymes with his own obsession! All Ladies Do It (Cosi Fan Tutte) features plenty of ass, and everything else too, shot in the inimitable Tinto Brass way, from as many revealing angles as possible…

Just when you think Seduction’s closet is empty, along comes a movie that hasn’t seen the light of day in seven years and hey – it’s actually pretty good! Shot on two continents in the summer and fall of 2001, this tiny no-budget William Hellfire project got lost in the shuffle as bigger-budget projects got most of Seduction’s money and attention…

WOW. This is a game-changer in terms of my understanding of the Factory 2000 output. To me, sometimes William Hellfire and his cast of lovelies seemed to be goofing around half-stoned when they filmed their little SHVS video nasties about strangulation, fake vampirism, strangulation, fake cannibalism, and strangulation. And though they were probably half-stoned for this one too, it’s a little different in this case. They brung it here. They really brung it…