Loose Screws: Screwballs II

Loose Screws: Screwballs II

You gotta love the 80s. Numerous inventions in the decade contributed inestimably to our softcore genre — pastels, spandex, the Lady Schick. Mostly important was the discovery that young men like to see young ladies naked.

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I Am Virgin

I Am Virgin

How sexy you find this movie depends on how much you like tattoos…

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In the Sign of the Taurus

In the Sign of the Taurus

Like the other features in the Tegn series, you get plenty of real sex, and it’s not all plain vanilla stuff too. There’s cum shots, shaving, even some anal. The girls are cute although how much you enjoy the show depends on how much you like flappers with ubiquitous headbands…

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Agent 69 Jensen – In the Sign of Scorpio/Sagittarius

Agent 69 Jensen – In the Sign of Scorpio/Sagittarius

Your opinion of the Tegn movies is always going to depend on how much slapstick comedy you can stomach with your hardcore sex. But if you’re willing to put up with a lot of silly face-making, and people getting hit over the head, you’ll be rewarded with two fun movies, some really classy production values, and a bevy of hot babes. And did I mention the hardcore?

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Sexy Timetrip Ninjas

Sexy Timetrip Ninjas

There is not enough ninja porn. What’s more sexy than a ninja stealing into a woman’s bedroom under cloak of darkness to ravish her? Answer at the bottom of the review.

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Swinging in the 70s

Swinging in the 70s

Secret Key has been coming out with these historical smut smorgasbords for a few years now, and we’re always happy to bring your attention to them. This particular collection, entitled “Swinging in the 70s” is not to be confused with the previously-reviewed “Skin in the 70s” collection. This one features three wife-swapping relics from 1970-71, rescued from the dustbin, if only just barely. But “Swinging” gets a reprieve for the inclusion of the entirely unknown and forgotten feature called “Harvey Swings.”

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In the Sign of the Virgin

In the Sign of the Virgin

Unlike most other countries, the Danish mainstream film industry embraced hardcore moviemaking. It wasn’t banned, or driven underground, or left in the hands of “auteurs” with a camera and enough blow to keep their leading guys and gals on the set. Instead, there were movies with actual production values, actual decent acting featuring stars from mainstream Danish movies, and yes, actual sex.

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Women in Prison Triple Feature

Women in Prison Triple Feature

What comes to mind when you think of Women In Prison movies?  Shower scenes. Cavity searches.  Sadistic wardens.  Icy female guards and perverted matrons.  Torture devices.  Beat-downs.  Hose-downs.  Cat fights.  And of course, the unspeakable lesbian love that inevitably results between prisoners who are forced to seek comfort and tenderness in each other’s arms.  Why [...]

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Joy

Joy

Every decade or so, France seems to forget that women are sexual beings and the nation is shocked—shocked, I say!—by some woman’s autobiographical detailing of her sexual history. I suppose it started with The Story of O by “Pauline Reage” way back in the 1950s, and lord knows the softcore genre would be worse off [...]

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Punk Rock

Punk Rock

Punk Rock‘s claim to fame is in its title. Porn schlockmeister Carter Stevens shot a low-budget policier in grimy 1977 New York and released it in hardcore porn theaters to not much notice.  However, with the popularity and fame of punk and new wave growing at CBGB’s, Stevens’ distributors felt they had a possible hit [...]

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Skin In The 70s

Skin In The 70s

These are movies that demand to be seen at a drive-in from the front seat of a 1969 fastback Mustang II. Okay, maybe they’re not super-classics, but I highly doubt you’ve seen them before, and that’s gotta be worth something, right? Plus, Lt. Sulu plays a hippie in a softcore flick!

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